You get a mosquito and you never have to point it at anybody. It flies around the chain on its own, hunting for wallets that keep buying memes, picks one and sits down on it. From then on it takes 1% off every meme that wallet buys, in the same transaction: 50% goes to everyone holding $MOSQUITO, 40% burns and 10% goes to the jar. It stays until it has drunk its fill, then flies off to find the next wallet on its own.
The swarm finds the wallet for you — all you decide is how greedy to be. Hold BITE to drink and the take grows; every second on the skin wakes him up a little more, and past FULL you get heavy and slow and wake him twice as fast. Let go in time and the take is banked. Stay one second too long and the hand comes down.
You never aim it, you never approve anything and you never fill in an address. It does the whole job by itself.
Let it go and it flies Solana slot by slot, four hundred milliseconds at a time, reading who is buying and how often, and it drops onto the busiest wallet it can find. Nobody aims it at anybody, which is also why nobody can aim one at you as a favour.
It takes 1% off every meme that wallet buys, in the same transaction, before the coins land. A $100 buy feeds it $1, a $10,000 buy feeds it $100, and a wallet that buys all night feeds it all night without noticing a single bite.
It grows with what the wallet buys: empty under $1k, sipping at $1k, full at $10k, dozing at $100k. At $100k it stops drinking and sleeps it off right there on the wallet, and when it wakes it lifts off and goes looking for somebody new. You do not get to know who is next.
Only the wallet it sits on can swat it, and a swat costs twice everything the mosquito has already drunk. All of it burns, together with the mosquito and whatever is still inside it. Most wallets do the math and keep buying.
Nothing sits in a treasury waiting for a vote. Every bite is split the second it is taken.
Paid out to holders as it comes in, trade by trade, all night. You are not farming anything and there is nothing to claim — you are simply on the other side of somebody's bad fills.
Converted and sent to the incinerator in the same slot as the trade that fed it. A swat burns whatever is left in the mosquito on top of that, which is why the swarm treats being swatted as a rounding error.
Kept for the contract, the artwork and the wall that everybody opens at night to check whether their own address is on it. Whatever the jar does not spend, the jar burns.
A mosquito is an honest little receipt. You can tell exactly how well a wallet has been trading by how fat the thing sitting on it is.
Every wallet currently carrying a mosquito, heaviest first. None of them volunteered, and every one of them is still buying.
Eight wallets in one night and not one hand got there in time.
